February 2012
January 2012
In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.
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thingsiwishisaidandddid replied to your post: gossip girl was so good. OMG
that show sucks
DONT EVEN. i just finished this weeks episode. i like it so tough shit
gossip girl was so good. OMG
im such an insomniac, i can never fall asleep. tips anyone? much appreciated!
- Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
- Allen Gamble: OK, first off, a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
- Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
- Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
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G Att Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD TD% Int Int% Rate
16 543 56.7 33.9 3,474 6.4 217.1 26 4.8 18 3.3 78.2
11 356 57.6 32.4 2,108 5.9 191.6 11 3.1 15 4.2 67.5
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i love drew brees, lmfao<33
What the fuck. I hate football, I cant even handle this shit.
Come on Revis
alright revis missed tackle. try harder. gosh
ok i really miss the jets. ommgggg
i see jets on my tv. agghh big nick and darelle i effing missed you! too bad you arent playing next week and this is the only way i see you on my tv #probowl
i wanna be a buckeye. ok i need to transfer.
i like you <3
Aww thanks anon :)
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
